Just like we have laws in society to keep things in order, there are laws to being a man that men should abide by. They aren't written down anywhere,just programed into our heads at birth. Lol
1. When in the restroom, thou shall leave one urinal in between each person. If not, that's gay.
2. Thou shall NOT borrow your friend's clothes; that's gay.
3. Thou shall not say "hi" nor "bye" when talking to your boy; that's gay. Say "wattup" and "peace".
4. Thou shall not ever touch a female your friend ever had strong feelings for; that's f*cked up.
5. Thou shall not poke another dude on facebook; that's gay.
6. Thou shall not add another dude on facebook that you don't know; that's gay.
7. Thou shall not blow up your boy's spot when he's mackin'. That's f*cked up.
8. Thou shall not send smiley faces while texting another dude; that's gay.
9. Thou shall wingman when necessary; that's just the way it is.
10. If you are not talking about a girl or a baby, thou shall not claim something is “cute; that's gay.
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